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7 Corny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings About Writers And Writing

We all love to laugh, right? Well, while perusing the Internet recently for a good chuckle, I stumbled upon a bunch of corny jokes, quotes, and sayings about writers and editors.

If you know a writer, be sure to share.

Editor's Note: The original link is listed to give credit where credit is due.

7 Corny Jokes, Quotes, And Sayings About Writers and Writing

Where would a writer never want to live? A writer’s block. (original site link)

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end. (original site link)

Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts! (original site link)

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." – Christopher Hampton (original site link)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. (original site link)

What dinosaur is a writer's best friend? Thesaurus. (original site link)

If Moses were alive today, he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published. (original site link)

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